This is what my night has evolved into:
Upon the realization that the game Sims 2 Castaway can just decide to kill you off if you play alone, I’ve embarked on a new journey with 3 fantastic stereotypes forming a long plot line I will create in my head for them all as I play.
Sim 1: Robust White Male - Kind, Caring, Archeological Professor. Khaki clothing, overbearing muttonchops and ponytail. Setting sail to rescue lost artifacts from the Isles of Sim. Working for the better of society daily until his niece was kidnapped and held at ransom forcing him to travel under the geise of honesty but is really looking for a treasure to pay off the kidnapper. (In reality, he is kind of a dick because he hasn’t told his family yet that she is kidnapped. He thinks “he can take care of it”.)
Sim 2: Bitchy White Female - Egotistical Entrepreneur who spends winters in Aspen. Recently divorced - Setting sail in business casual. She wants a sense of adventure to find herself as recommended by her therapist. She treats everyone as though they are working for her. Funding the trip and using her ex-husbands boat (that she bought) to “teach him a listen” she decided to take up Sim 1’s adventurous travel plan on her dime. She wears a golden monocle because she thinks it suites her personality.
Sim 3: Suave Black Male - Tall, Dark, Jazz Musician just on the cusp of making it big. Endlessly talented he recently was kicked out of his Indie band of 3 years for stealing the spotlight. He was instantly signed. His casual demeanor is obvious in his well fitted jeans yet artfully picked shoes. With the charm of a thousand gypsies he is setting sail to new places, hopefully winning the heart of someone on this trip.
And why is Sim 3 on the boat? He assumed this was a meet up for individuals all named Chris Enx as I was too lazy to come up with creative names for all of them.
This game is terrible.
