Wait Right Here

Then, my drunk bigot of an aunt sends me this gem via the inbox. Check out that winner of a subject line “Nothing”. Yet, she wants to “grant” me a great Thanks Giving whatever that means to me?!?!?

Yeah and her name is Paulette but goes by Paul on Facebook?

1 day ago

November 5, 2009

1. Can’t believe I am even friends with someone on Facebook who has a 10 year old kid.

2. At 10, I recall boys reenacting childbirth with Fruit Roll-Up packages at lunch.

3. Her child will now go to lunch and reenact sex with Fruit Roll-Up packages. (I hope)

4. That is how her Facebook picture actually looks.

1 day ago

November 5, 2009

oldhollywood:

Gary Cooper in Legion of the Condemned (1928, dir. William A. Wellman) (via garycooperscrapbook)

“People ask me how come you’ve been around so long. Well, it’s through playing the part of Mr. Average Joe American.”

-Gary Cooper

waitrighthere: i like this, makes me sad to read that it’s from a lost film

1 day ago

November 5, 2009

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bthny:

photogenics:

fitting

waitrighthere: this made me literally LOL

2 days ago

November 4, 2009

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whaleawhere:

(via fatsgumshoe)

waitrighthere: how i want to live

3 days ago

November 3, 2009

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thethinkingtank:

just finished watching antichrist - lars von trier’s new film

waitrighthere: every once and a while, one picture will make me want to see a movie and i think this is one of them

4 days ago

November 2, 2009

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suddenly:

soupsoup:andrearosen:

Frank: “Hey Tracy, did you hear? Fred Dawkins, the incredibly overweight guy that Pac Man was based on, died last night.”

Tracy: “I will eat a bowl of cherries and some ghost meat in his honor.”

5 days ago

November 1, 2009

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surf & turf - love it

6 days ago

October 31, 2009

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I approve of this game!

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here’s how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that’s playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don’t lie!

Opening Credits: The Killers - Neon Tiger

Waking Up: The Dark In You - Plushgun

First Day At School: Do What U Do - Yoshimoto (Trentemoller remix) (this doesn’t fit at all for this scene)

Falling In Love: A Dream as Memory - Tycho

Fight Song: Where Is Home? - Bloc Party

Prom: It Takes a Thief - Thievery Corporation/DJ Kicks

Life’s OK: No Sex For Ben - The Rapture (I was aggravated when they used this on Gossip Girl recently.)

Mental Breakdown: Air Batucada - Thievery Corporation (also doesn’t fit at all)

Driving: Disco Infiltrator - LCD Soundsystem (at this point this soundtrack will be giving people seizures)

Flashback: Comfort - The Weepies (never listened to this once)

Getting Back Together: Can’t Sleep - Above & Beyond (ATB Remix)

Birth of Child: Liar Liar - A Fine Frenzy

Wedding: Secret Garden - Ryan Farish (weirdest wedding ever if our song is by someone who has been regularly featured on the Weather Channel)

Final Battle: Love Lockdown - Kanye West

Death Scene: You Are The One - Shiny Toy Guns

Funeral Song: Can’t Go Back Now - The Weepies

End Credits: Take Me I’m Yours - Squeeze

this would be a soundtrack critics would tear apart for a lack of theme

(via: goodbyeastronaut, wickedgame)